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I need a car.
I need a job.
I need a place to stay.

Craigslist is a dangerous place. I've spent that past two weeks searching the "roommates needed" ads and I've seen some things I did not wish to. Someone was offering a 1 bedroom for either $500/month or 1 sexual favor/week. I actually had a close call. I exchanged a few emails with a guy who seemed cool, and we were about to set up a meeting. Before this could happen, I did my usual myspace-stalking research just to see what kind of public image this guy put forth. Well, his profile was pretty much blank, revealing nothing except his love for Cher and himself. There were 6 pictures posted of the guy, 5 were muscle shots. And the other one? Just a picture of his clothed erection with the caption: "Just chillin. What's UP with you?" Ummm, no thanks. In a previous email, I had told him I did not yet have a job and would prefer a month to month lease and he had indicated it would all be fine and we "could work something out." I'm now a little bit nervous about what he meant.

Roommate crisis 1 averted!



Celebrities I saw this week:
Eriq La Salle (ER) He is graying and still wearing the earings.

Michael McDonald (MadTV) A repeat sighting. Last time he seemed like an adult. This time, he acted like he was actually in character as Stewart.