Shameful Things I Did Today

1. Lost My Glasses
I went to the bar tonight with a few friends as a sort of going away party. At several points in the night, I ended up on stage dancing (ie. flailing my limbs as if I were drowning.) I was really feeling the music (or was it the alcohol?) and I aggressively gyrated my face into my dancing partner's shoulder. My glasses flew off. Next thing I know: me, my three friends, and two heroes to the community* are crawling on the ground, using cell phones as flashlights, searching for my elusive pair of glasses. (Miraculously, the two strangers (angels?) found the glasses - unbroken, untrampeled, and unmolested!)

*people I don't know

2. Photoshopped John Krasinski
To see if he would look better with a smaller nose. Results inconclusive.